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January 3rd, 2008
Happy New Year to all the readers of Kerala Tips. It has been an exciting year in Kerala and it promises to be much more exciting in 2008.
As a start, from the new year day onwards, Kerala Electricity Board imposed 30 minute power cuts (called affectionately as load shedding) across Kerala. If everything goes well, [...]
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September 18th, 2007
You might be a Malayali…
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding.
If you can run, ride a [...]
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June 17th, 2007
Note: This is an imaginary news item. But I expect it to happen anytime soon.
Government has decided to implement “dual law” system from 2008. Terming the decision as “revolutionary”, ruling party has pointed out that this is the first time in the history such a law is being introduced.
Dual law divides citizens into two categories. [...]
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June 14th, 2007
An American tourist decided to visit churches around the world to learn about worship rituals at churches world around.
At first he went to China. He reached a cathedral and near the pulpit was a golden telephone. Next to the telephone was a sign that read $1000 per minute.
Amused, the tourist approaches the priest to ask [...]
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April 5th, 2007
OK. I know the title is insulting to everyone including me. But I don’t care. I am too mad today. It is very difficult to be sane when you are living in Kerala and has got a working brain! Here is the news that made me real angry.
A set of idiots under the banner of [...]
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February 28th, 2007
Can you guess who planted this tree? Here is a hint - He is a Malayalam actor who is famous for his “masculine” words
Thanks Manu for sending this across.
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February 1st, 2007
Bill gates announces new Rajamanikkyam edition of Windows XP from Parassala
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February 1st, 2007
Kuttappan was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
“OK, Kuttappan how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
So Kuttappan and his boss fly [...]
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