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What is the meaning of law?

In Kerala, “Law” is redefined from June 1st, 2007 as the following.
“Law” is a set of rules applicable only for the rich people. For poor/middle class people, law doesn’t apply. For example, suppose you want to encroach government land or government property. The first thing you need to make sure is that you are a [...]

Any idea why mallus are generally very rude?

Nandakumar wonders why mallus are generally very rude,
“See, whether it is due to Communism or not, Mallus do not know how to show respect to strangers. In Tamil Nadu or any other state, if you are a customer in a shop or a client in an office, folks have no problem addressing you “Sir” (or [...]

50 cents reloaded - where is my bucket?

If you enjoy “50 cents”, you would like to listen to this reloaded version in malayalam. It is titled “bucket”.

Marriages are made in heaven and dowry in our world

Abraham Menacherry shares an interesting conversation he heard on the train,
My friend is ecstatic. He tells me, I am going to get married dude, MARRIED!! Wait till I break the news to that bugger buddie2 (name changed!), he is going to be dead jealous now.
I: You haven’t seen the girl!! What if you don’t like [...]

Oops! I did it again! - Achuthanandan strikes again

Recently Kerala chief minister achuthanandan made a statement that only 30% of government employees actually do any work! It is very funny since saying that is like saying “today I found out that sky is blue! hurray!!”. Another thing to note here is that majority of people who don’t work belong to CPM led unions!
I [...]

Biggest Kerala mafia strikes again!

Kerala Vyapari Vyavasai Ekopana Samiti has started the latest agitation against people of Kerala. From yesterday they have stopped selling cigarettes saying that they need more margin on the sale. The interview with their chairman is always entertaining. He says that traders are not getting any profit!
Yeah, right! Traders are doing business to improve people’s [...]

After Superstar, Amrita TV goes after mothers in Kerala!

It is no secret that Superstar reality TV series alone was successful in promoting Amrita TV as a leader among Malayalam TV channels. Now they are trying to squeeze the last bit out of the reality TV series. The latest in this is the “Vanitharathnam“. It is a reality show to find the perfect mother [...]

Kerala - Idiot’s Own Country?

OK. I know the title is insulting to everyone including me. But I don’t care. I am too mad today. It is very difficult to be sane when you are living in Kerala and has got a working brain! Here is the news that made me real angry.
A set of idiots under the banner of [...]

What work pressure can do to people

Sometimes too much work or programming can cause insanity. Here is a perfect example from Technopark, Trivandrum!
Anyone knows what they are doing?

How to spread superstition? - the easy way

Recently I got the following notice delivered at my home. For those who cannot read, here is a brief summary.
“There was a miracle in velankanny church….. any person who prints and distributes 1000 copies of this notice will be blessed…. Someone printed 1000 copies and got Rs. 15 lakhs lottery! Another person didn’t believe this [...]

God, nudity and politics in Kerala

Is God nude? To put it in another way, does God need to put on clothes? These are some important questions which has turned Kerala upside down. It is reported that many in Kerala needed trauma care after the following news came out. Many were unable to visualize God without clothes…
It all began when Kerala [...]

Geodesic trademarks our “Mundu”

“Mundu” is the traditional dress used by men in Kerala. But unfortunately the word “Mundu” was trademarked by Geodesic company recently!
Mundu Messenger enables real-time collaboration between trusted lists of IM contacts across public IM Networks on the Web, Desktop and Mobile phone.
Nooooooo! Now we cannot use “Mundu” without putting “TM” near it!
Bloggers, [...]

CIA agents among Kerala journalists?

Our current chief minister Mr. Achuthanandan has a unique gift. He can generate huge controversies in Kerala just by joking on a subject (Our late ex. Chief Minister Nayanar also had this unique ability. His speeches were a huge hit just because of humor content. I remember listening to one of his speeches and by [...]

Nishant’s beach soccer

Nishant writes about the beach soccer he played with his friends in 2002. It is hilarious :),
Soon a spirited game was on and a small crowd had also gathered to watch us. Suddenly something shot through the feet of the people and charged at the ball. It was a dog. Looked like a mangy [...]

Mohammed Iqbal from Palode can float for 5 hours!

Check out the following video of Mohammed Iqbal who can float in water for hours! No, he is not swimming. He floats like a leaf

From the CNN-IBN report,
Mohammed Iqbal, a resident of Palode village in Kerala, can float on water for five hours continuously. And what might look like an eerie sight to [...]