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Revolution - Kerala style

I was laughing on the floor for hours and then I realized I am laughing at our own grave. I am talking about this post by Vinod.
With all things LDF, it is happening so fast: If LDF were God, pregnant women in Kerala would remain pregnant for more than 2 years.

Unfortunately, people who are supposed [...]

Tackling food shortage and traffic problems - kerala way

For some days now, Kerala is facing problems in the supply of rice. And hence there is an increase in the price and people are feeling the heat. Now what is the solution to this problem? Here is what our food minister C.K Divakaran has to say,
“Malayalees should change their food habits. They should [...]

Roads from around the world - and the winner is?

Roads in Dubai

Roads in Germany

Roads in Riyadh

Roads in Singapore

Roads in Oman

and finally Roads in God’s Own Country - Kerala

Traits of a Malayalee - mallu jokes

You might be a Malayali…
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding.
If you can run, ride a [...]

Superstars and the car they use

Ever wondered which cars super stars use? Check out this amazing collection. Scroll down for a surprise!

Keanu Reaves

Pretty woman - Julia Roberts

Britney Spears - Did you look at the car?

Super star for some, villain for others - George W Bush

And finally our beloved achuthanandan with his favorite car(?)

Onam celebration - Invitation by kerala drinker’s assoc

Who wants to participate in this unique onam celebration?

Mallus angry at Bush’s cat

If you have just seen the title alone, you would be wondering “what the heck is that”? Ok. Without further suspense refer the following news,
Thiruvananthapuram, July 2 (IANS) Angry youths in this Kerala capital Friday burnt an effigy of US President George W. Bush, not because they are anti-American but because he has named his [...]

Hotel Keralafornia - Eagles adaptation

An interesting adaptation of Eagles - hotel california. A pretty good hilarious summary of Kerala. No idea who sang this, this guy has talent and may go places in Kerala
“we are all actors here in silk smitha disguise”!

Jayan and Mammootty - an audio duel

In this duel, Mammootty is trying to arrest Jayan on a number of IPC sections.
Click below to hear this funny audio clip,

Matrix remixed in Malayalam - hilarious

I have seen many remixes of movies. But none is funnier than this one. These guys have taken an appropriate scene and remixed it with Malayalam dialogues. “Madu Mohan Serial” mention makes it priceless!
The video is about 5 minutes and to enjoy it, you have to be a hardcore mallu!

How to use an Indian toilet?

Jesse points out to this detailed set of instructions he found in a Kovalam hotel. Instructions are backed up with illustrations to show how you can use traditional Indian toilet. We can probably think of starting a “indian toilet corporation” as a subsidiary to tourism department. Then politicians can take up the top positions in [...]

Ban helmets - we want to die or we want bikers to die

Kerala is unique in one respect. Whether you do anything good or bad there will be a lot of people to opposite it. For example, consider the case of making helmets mandatory. Helmets were made mandatory because lot of bike riders were dying due to head injury. But then some people prefer to die.
Following picture [...]

Use in sentence (vakyathil prayogikkuka)


Calling god from Kerala

An American tourist decided to visit churches around the world to learn about worship rituals at churches world around.
At first he went to China. He reached a cathedral and near the pulpit was a golden telephone. Next to the telephone was a sign that read $1000 per minute.
Amused, the tourist approaches the priest to ask [...]

What is the meaning of law?

In Kerala, “Law” is redefined from June 1st, 2007 as the following.
“Law” is a set of rules applicable only for the rich people. For poor/middle class people, law doesn’t apply. For example, suppose you want to encroach government land or government property. The first thing you need to make sure is that you are a [...]