Funny SMS messages in Malayalam
January 26th, 2007
Almost everyone in Kerala owns a mobile phone. You can get a mobile set with incoming only for a very nominal monthly rental.
SMS is quite popular in Kerala. Lot of creative work can be seen in the SMS messages that are exchanged between people. Here are some which I got recently,
deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu, atinte mukalil pandi lorry kayari, odinju madangi chulungi pappadamayi, kakka kothi kadalil ittu, athu meen thinnu, aa meenine kozhi thinnu, aa kozhi chkkun gunia pidichu chavane..
Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo…?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…?????
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May 25th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
A “smile” is a sign of joy…..A”hug” is a sign of luv….A laygh is a symbol of happiness & a “frnd” like “ME” is a sign of GUD CHOICE.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
only malayalam
August 29th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
im so cute
September 16th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
hi
September 21st, 2007 at 11:12 pm
kambi 1
kambi 2
kambi 3
kambi 4
kambi 5
kambi 6
kambi 7
kambi 8
kambi 9
kambi 10
ennode kalichal ithu pole kambi ennikkum sookshicho
October 17th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
hai
January 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Kannadachal neeyanu,nenjil mele neeyaanu,evide nokkiyalum neeyaanu Pandaramee KOTHUKU !Kill it &
sleep****
January 15th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
. ()““() WAIT!
(”( ‘o’ )”)
( . /
( . )
DON’T SLEEP YET!
()““()
( -O- )
( . )
(“) (“)
I have to pray & ask
Ask Allah 2 take care
Of “U” when “U” r Sleep.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
January 15th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind
January 15th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I’m a lady and I play with boys!!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I and U
Ur name is “I” and My name is “U”; now tell
actually who is mad, pls answer.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Teachar: Pazhathinu Englishil enthanu parayuka ?
Beeran : Ba..Ba .
T: Parayu athuthaney.
B: Bayakka.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Oral asukamay hosptl poye,doct paranju xray edukanam. nurse paranju dress full azhikanam, appol ayyaludey lingathil “Kunna” ennu pachakuthi irunnu, Nurse chodichu nigludey naattil inganeyano, ellarkkum ariyamallo ithu kunna yanannu. appol ayal paranju ningal athil onnu pidichu nokku. appol athu nivarnnu vannu aval vayichu
“KumaaranperunthalmaNNA”
February 12th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
If u help a girl in troble, she will remain u when again she is in troble..
Ha ha….
February 12th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Sardar : I love u
Girl : sorry, I am Lesbian.
S: wt u mean ؟
L: I like x with Girls Only.
S: U Know one thing “I am also Lesbian”
February 21st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
wife-ini varumo
hus-namukku nokkam
wife- wannallo
hus- thanks to K S E B
March 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
May 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar’n said,”Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear’g this Soopi said,”Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani
July 15th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Life is beutiful*
but
*terms and conditions apply
September 15th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
September 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Wife: Innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty?
Hus: Enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu!
Wife: Ini varumo?
Hus: Namukku nokkam
Wife: Wannallo!!
Hus: Thanks to K S E B
September 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
September 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
no
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Children in darkness make mistakes:swami vivekananda
Mistakes in darkness make children:swami santhosh madhavan
October 14th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Akashatheiku nokku
Daivathinte Mahathwam Kanam
Bhoomiyilekku nokku
Prakrithiyude Valuppam Kanam
Kannadiyilekku Nokku
Daivathinte Abadham Kanam
November 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm
ninde chuvanna kannukal..
chuudulla nishwsangal…
virayaarna sareeram…
thadicha chundukal…
ho. ho. ho.
samsayamilla….
“CHICKEN GUNIYA THNNEE”
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Ninne kanumbol… ninnoodu samsarikkumbol… ninne orkkumbol enikkorma varunnathu, onnam clasile aadyathe benchilirunnu aadyam padicha aadyathee vaakkaanu……
“THARA”